49ers Drinking Game

We’ve decided to create a 49ers drinking game to make Sundays a little more enjoyable. I’m sure most are aware of how to play these drinking games, if not we’ll leave it up to you to figure out. Here are the rules for the 49ers drinking game: 

  • For every sack given up by Kwame Harris … take 2 drinks.
  • For every play over 20 yards negated by a Kwame Harris penalty … take 2 drinks. 
  • For every play where Kwame doesn’t give up the sack … take 3 drinks.
  • For every Vernon Davis catch … take 2 drinks.
  • For every shot of Nolan without an intense look on his face … take 5 drinks.
  • For every 4th and 1 play where Nolan doesn’t go for it … take 1 drink.
  • For every 4th and 1 play where Nolan does go for it … take 4 drinks.
  • For every shot of the banjo man … take 1 drink.
  • For every missed tackle … take 1 drink.
  • For every missed tackle by Derek Smith … take 1 drink.
  • For every Derek Smith sack … shotgun 2 beers.
  • For every redzone touchdown … take 2 drinks.
  • For every onside kick recovered … take 2 drinks.
  • For every call challenged by the 49ers that is overturned … take 3 drinks.
  • For every call challenged by the 49ers that isn’t overturned … take 1 drink.
  • When Jonas Jennings gets hurt … take 5 drinks.
  • If Frank Gore breaks the 100 yard mark … drink 1 entire beer.
  • If Frank Gore breaks the 100 yard mark in the first half … shotgun the beer.
  • If the game is announced by either Bill Maas or Brian Baldinger … drink everything you have before the opening kickoff.

Please play the 49ers drinking game responsibly.

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16 Responses to “49ers Drinking Game”

  1. this is hilarious =)

  2. haha, thats pretty damn funny. maybe i’ll play me some this weekend 🙂

  3. Perfect!

  4. lol

  5. me and my three friends played this game the other night while watching youtubes the kwame harrises low lights and then i have the seatle game recorded from this past year so we watched it and every time the game went to a comercial because of a penalty or time out we drank.we went threw a case of beer in about 45 minites.

  6. ohh yeah what would i have to drink to if kwamme harris was off the team, that worthless pice of shit lol

  7. we would send kwame harris a case of beer.and tell him thanks for leaving.lmao

  8. drinking the would give me a major hangover for about a week

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  10. So you have to drink at least 2 drinks every play, per rule 1 and 3??? This game is retarded.

  11. Hopefully Kwa-Lame and Derek Smith don’t play much this year. That will make this drinking itinerary plausible. If this was last year, everyone would be shitfaced before halftime.

  12. For every mention of nolans suit…take 2 drinks

  13. take out the kwame ones … those are just dumb

  14. OK, I want to hear EVERYONE’S opinions about what they think the end result of Ashlie Lelie is going to look like at the end of this season. He is a MAJOR variable to our offense and WILL make us better(if he decides to play motivated).

  15. i think rule 3 means if there is a sack and it wasn’t given up by Kwame

  16. i think rule 3 means if there is a sack and it wasn’t given up by Kwame

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