Frank Gore’s Bitch

babineaux.jpgHello, my name is Jordan Babineaux. I’m a strong safety for the Seattle Seahawks and Frank Gore made me his bitch. Over the course of a month from November 19th – December 14th, Frank Gore embarrassed me along with some of my teammates. Okay all of my teammates. During those two games he rushed for over 350 yards on us, me in particular. If you watch highlights you’ll see me missing tackles, getting run over, and having my ankles broken from Gore’s jukes.

Honest, I do know how to tackle, but there is just something about Gore that causes me to look like a fool. Okay, I’m not afraid to say it, it’s called ‘Fear.’ I will say this, I’m not the only one out there that is Frank Gore’s bitch. There are others, but so far this season I’m the one that stands out the most. So if you ever see me around feel free to give a shout out. All you have to say is ‘Hey, there goes Frank Gore’s bitch.’

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41 Responses to “Frank Gore’s Bitch”

  1. LOL

  2. OMG….that is tooo funny! But true!

  3. HAHAHA

    ‘Hey, there goes Frank Gore’s bitch.’

  4. he’s about to be LT’s bitch

  5. Too bad Babineaux nor the rest of the Seahawks turned into LT’s bitch!
    And too bad Gore didnt make it into the playoffs!

  6. Gore made it to the Pro Bowl, where’s Alexander? Enjoy the NFC West title Seahags, you’re not going to get it back for a long time…

  7. It’s okay SeattleFan, I know it must suck to get swept by the 49ers. And Gore rushed for over 300+. That must really sting.

  8. hasselback is bald (:-)

  9. How bout those niners he gore will probably rush like 10000000 yards a game from now on!

  10. Frank Gores Bitch just became Tony Romos daddy after chasing him down for the tackle.

  11. frank gores bitch sucks HELLA BAD WHY IS HE EVEN PLAYING FOOTBALL HE SUCKS MORE THAN ME

  12. lmao!!!!!!! this person that posted above me is a DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!! niners own the hawks now son. just face it. gore owns you… alex owns you… arnaz owns you… oh and now nate clements and mr.lewis own you.

  13. LMAO!!!

  14. steers and qweers come from seatle.your not a steer so i guess you are a ? my fravorite qwote from fuul metal jacket.

  15. full metal jacket i mean.

  16. BIATCH!!!!

  17. Notice how Brenton didn’t have anything to say regarding football? If the Seahawks are even decent, wouldn’t you have something good to say about them? Niners are making the playoffs and it’s not gonna be by squeking in like the seagulls did, it’s gonna be a full on NFC West blowout!!

  18. Hey El Mobre, I didn’t have to mention how good the Seahawks are because everyone knows they are AWESOME!!! How many years in a row have we won the west? If you don’t know it’s three. Reply to me when you make the playoffs. We squeeked in and still were ahead of the niners. No big deal. I admit you guys are getting better, but you are far from the team the Seahawks are. And it’s Brentone not Brenton. Bitch!!

  19. BRENTONE…SORRY BUT THEY DON’T SERVE TUBE STEAK WITH THE BALLS OF MASHED POTATOES YOU WERE REQUESTING. AND NO FOR THE LAST TIME, I WON’T MEET YOU AT THE BLUE OYSTER TO HAVE A DRINK WITH YOU. GO CALL STEVE LARGENT OR DAVID KRIEG FOR THAT. BY THE WAY, YOUR TEAM CAN SUCK MY BALLS ANYTIME.

  20. hey bretone meet me in jersy some where and we can settle this face to face.i dont want you to waist your money on a bus ticket justso i can kick your ass just like the 49ers did your to your little sea fags.i fucked your mother and shes coming over again for some more 49er loving bitch ass retart.plus im giving your mom leasons,to teach you on how to say more than four letter words.

  21. BRENTONE,you might have had the title for 3 years but we are taking it back and before you guys even entered the nfc west we had it for 15 years in a row .we will smack around that bald headed weezle you call a quarterback ,matt put me on my back hasselback.and we smash that turd you call a runningback.and your linebacker over run peterson ate frank gores ass all day long. and how many tackles can the seahawks miss in a game?just ask gore.

  22. Brentone is a fag

  23. brentone is a fag like “brentone’s mommas pimp” and if that bitch wants to fight call me at 209-277-6909 my name is josh laffoon you can google me on google images and look at how tough i am

  24. You are all too funny. The Niners owned the West for 30 years, gave it up for a couple, now will take it back again, Seahag fan, enjoy what you had. You could NOT beat us last year, what in the hell makes you think you have a chance with this year’s team….Oh, yeah…You have JP! lmao.

  25. Hey all you guys that want to talk shit, you guys are just jealous because the Seahawks are so good. To Jerry, why don’t you come to the Burque and we can settle this. And as far as four letter words go, I know a few other words too that might be fitting for you like… Fucing Fag… ass licker… Fucking Choad… Oh and hey Jerry, I wish I could say I fucked your mother, but she is a fat piece of shit that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. I mean her face looks like it’s been fucked so much that her cheecks are loose and flabby. P.S. I will get back to the rest when I have time. Bitches!!!!!

  26. your not worth the money or the waste of time.and actually my mom is not fat and probley could kick your peace of shit ass all over seatle washington.just keep hiding behind the key board.i live at box-1439 martin luther king blvd apartment 16. atlantic city new jersey any time your in jersey.

  27. brentone must really be hiding behind seatle.your on this sight more than the seatle sight.you must really be a ninerfan.and what the hell is a choad?is that seatle slang or a bevis and butt head saying?you must be a niner fan or your just pissed off at the 49ers for sweeping your ass last year.

  28. fitting place for a professional football team where it always seems to rain. Win a superbowl you sorry ass seachickens, and then brag about your team. I’m tired of hearing the “what have you done for me lately” crap. It’s the past who has made us who we are…5 time superbowl champs…soon to be six. Alot sooner than those seachickens. If we ever need tips on how to lose a superbowl, we’ll look you up. Draft a quarterback who has hair, maybe that’s the secret. “Hair got in my eyes” excuse just won’t cut it for Hasselback just like it didn’t for Warren Moon. Bottom line, seattle sucks…the team and the city. Hey, by the way…how’s JP paying off for you guys? The division is ours this year. Bertone, if you ever want to jump the bandwagon…to jump on ours…the lambs and cardinals will gladly accept another fag.

  29. MIKE HOLMGREN CANT WIN A SUPERBOWL WITH OUT ME OR BRETT FARVE AS HIS SHOWER BUTT BUDDIES.

  30. Fuck the seacocks. Fuck the whole NFC West except for the NINERS! This year is PURE GOLD. Niners owned you last season and this season too! Fuck you wannabe Faders Seacocks fans dressing up and painting your faces, pussies. FAITHFUL IS BEING A 49ER. It’s a NINER EMPIRE bitches, you just “play” in it.

  31. The seattle fan is just mad cuz nobodys their bitch

  32. he is upset because we do our talking on the football field.

  33. HEY BRENTON!!!! I don’t give a fuck how your name is spelled!
    So tell me, out of those years you won the west, how many superbowls did you win? Now take that number and compare it with the number of faggot players/fans you have. Let me do it for you….let’s see… 71 players + 1 fan = 72 which is > than 0. Looks like the Butthawks have a lot of work to do this season.

  34. why cant we all just be friends?!?

    NOT!

    I wont make any promises but seahawks your time at the top is coming to a close and youll see how lethal the 49ers can be with a crop of players

  35. crop of talented players**

  36. youre gonna get a leathal injection of the 49ers and wish you never fucked with us or left the afc!!!!NOW GO FLY YOUR SELF INTO A TREE YOU QWEEF!!!!

  37. this is very tru

  38. It’s time to bring back the legacy. Go Niners!!

  39. I find it funny how seagull fans are actually reading a 49er Faithful website, and actually taking the time to reply. You wouldn’t catch me dead in one of their sites. But their ramblings do provide some form of entertainment.

  40. i’m surprised that most of these posts are allowed. But that being said,,,,have the seahags EVER won a superbowl? NO

  41. Hey, there goes Frank Gore’s Bitch! “BORN/RAISED A TRUE 49ER FAN 4 LIFE”

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